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thugkitchen: You won’t be stressing this summer if you’re...

Thu, 23 May 2013 03:26:04 -0400

You won’t be stressing this summer if you’re sipping on this tasty glass of general badassery. The antioxidant loaded in theses blackberries will make sure free radicals aren’t fucking up your day. And the bourbon? YOU EARNED THAT SHIT.

BLACKBERRY BOURBON FIZZ

5 blackberries

5 ice cubes

1 shot of bourbon

¾ cup cold ginger ale (none of that high fructose corn syrup, aspartame nonsense either. Get good shit that has fucking ginger root as an ingredient)

¼ cup cold club soda (optional)

Put the blackberries in the bottom of a tall glass and mash them around with a spoon. Keep some big chunks because it looks cool. Add the ice and then the bourbon, ginger ale, and club soda. I like adding club soda because it keeps it tasting refreshing as fuck but you can save some cash and just add more ginger ale. Garnish with fresh basil if you are trying to impress somebody.

Serves 1 but invite a fucking friend, no need to drink alone

We made this for our friend Dara over at Cosmo.com

psychedelicfood: x

Thu, 23 May 2013 03:24:48 -0400

psychedelicfood:

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Public Shaming: Man Killed In Horrible London Machete Attack, Racist Brits Would Like To Kill A Few Billion More

Thu, 23 May 2013 03:18:46 -0400

Public Shaming: Man Killed In Horrible London Machete Attack, Racist Brits Would Like To Kill A Few Billion More:

publicshaming:

What do you do when a man is killed in the streets where you live? According to some wonderful humans, you call for the mass slaughter of all those who practice the same religion that the killers may practice!

There was a horrific attack today in Woolwich in southeast London. Two men attacked…

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Thu, 23 May 2013 03:13:11 -0400

dapperandcharming: The library in my town has been...

Thu, 23 May 2013 03:06:37 -0400

dapperandcharming:

The library in my town has been Nerdfighter-ified.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 03:02:55 -0400

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Thu, 23 May 2013 03:02:13 -0400

thebrainscoop: Reposted from my personal blog.

Thu, 23 May 2013 03:01:08 -0400

thebrainscoop:

Reposted from my personal blog.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 02:59:47 -0400

lulz-time: My lovely followers, please follow this blog...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:58:00 -0400

lulz-time:

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

10knotes: This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:51:41 -0400

10knotes:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

You’re so vain, I bet you think this post is about you, don’t you?

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:00:34 -0400

You’re so vain, I bet you think this post is about you, don’t you?

What up homie?

Mon, 06 May 2013 10:02:42 -0400

Bike bike bike. All day. Working on bike. Only to have it mother fucking rain today. Lame.

drarna: mageyoulook: the tears of laughter I cry are...

Sat, 04 May 2013 05:30:05 -0400

drarna:

mageyoulook:

the tears of laughter I cry are real.

this truly is the best post on tumblr

Hahaha. This is the kind of fucking crazy shit my ex would have pulled. “What do you mean, WE’RE not permanent?!” No, you psycho fucking bitch! Those are some insane attachment issues, right there. *shudder*